Due Date Quotes & Sayings

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God does things in DUE time so that when it's done, it BIRTHS something! God is not letting it go undone or unnoticed. 'It' has a DUE date!

Losing the baby hit me like a house collapsing, it was awful. It hit me when the baby's due date came around.

These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.

I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan Tremblay

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No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter Highman

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Featured Quote: "I'm okay today. I'll be okay tomorrow. And the next day after that I'll still be okay. But in a year you will see me, I'll be amazing."

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