Ned Quotes & Sayings

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Say your prayers, Simpson... Because the schools can't force you like they should!... Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church!

Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

If you think I'm cuddly and you want my company, come on wifey let me know!

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle.

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Featured Quote: "When I miss you, I don't have to go far...I just have to look inside my heart because that's where I'll find you."

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