Your Good Friend Has Just Taken A Piece Of Cake Out Of The Garbage And Eaten It. You Will Probably Need This Information When You Check Me Into The Betty Crocker Clinic. - SearchQuotes

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Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Miranda Hobbes

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