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I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the sameexcept I could fly.

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Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.

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I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

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