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You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.

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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."

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Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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