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I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? ....If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens

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As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.

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Banker: One who lends you an umbrella on a fine day and demands it back when it rains.

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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?

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You don't put robbers to work in a bank

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

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Banks are an almost irresistible attraction for that element of our society which seeks unearned money.

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In central banking as in diplomacy, style, conservative tailoring, and an easy association with the affluent count greatly and results far much less

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Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement

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I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.

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“It is a wise man who lives with money in the bank, it is a fool who dies that way” goes the proverb. Though no one can deny the importance and usefulness of banks, most of the quotes that are famous have been said only as a criticism about bank and bankers. For instance, “a banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain”, said Mark Twain. You can never imagine a country without bank or bankers. There is no other way that our money can be securely placed than in a bank. The reputation of bank and bankers are marred by a few which have not functioned well but it is impossible to totally ignore the services of bank and bankers. These are criticisms and quotes on banks and bankers which give a varied view. Read them and they are interesting.