Californication Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from the water like the creature from the pasty white lagoon.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
 
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Suggest Revision: People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
 
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Suggest Revision: Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.
 
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Suggest Revision: I disgust myself but I am not unhappy about that.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wine is fine but whisky's quicker.
 
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Suggest Revision: Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.
 
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Suggest Revision: You looking for a dick punch?
 
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Suggest Revision: Rehab is for Quitters.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the fucking asshole, and I look around and I see everyone else is infinitely more fucked- up than I am.
 
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