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NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
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Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
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Suggest Revision: Women are temperamental. Thats 90% temper and 10% mental.
 
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