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NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Boys quotes   Dating quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
Beckie-Arianne
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Women quotes 
Suggest Revision: I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Being Fat quotes   Fat Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Virginity quotes 
Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Facebook quotes   Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Facebook quotes   Teenagers quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes   It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
 
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
 Wise quotes   Words quotes   Necessity quotes   Stupidity quotes   Needs quotes   Advice quotes   Funny quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
 
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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