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In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Facebook account!

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Just a reminder that mammogramming your boobs is more important than Instagramming them.

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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!

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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.	152 up, 73 down

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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.

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Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom .. that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.

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You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps.

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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

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Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.

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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”