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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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Suggest Revision: Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
 
Better late than never, but never late is better.
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Suggest Revision: Better late than never, but never late is better.
 
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
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Suggest Revision: Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
 
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
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Suggest Revision: I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
 
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
 
I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet...you have time to move.
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Suggest Revision: I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet...you have time to move.
 
That awkward moment when an ugly person says I need my beauty sleep when they really need to hibernate...
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when an ugly person says I need my beauty sleep when they really need to hibernate...
 
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Suggest Revision: If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
 
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
 
Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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Suggest Revision: Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
 
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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