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leila
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Suggest Revision: I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me...
 
Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
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Suggest Revision: Camouflage condoms: They'll never see you coming.
 
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Suggest Revision: Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one.
 
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Suggest Revision: I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
 
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Suggest Revision: Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
 
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Suggest Revision: Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
 
I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes...
 
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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