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lskubisz
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
 
little_princess
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Suggest Revision: S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
 
SharonMichele22
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Suggest Revision: People are like Oreos...The good stuff is on the inside.
 
SharonMichele22
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Suggest Revision: Nature runs a restuarant called Karma. It's a place where there is no need to place any order. You are autimatically served what you deserve.
 
brown_ambri
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Suggest Revision: Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
 
JesusIsNeverDone
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Suggest Revision: After exercising I always eat a pizza...Just kidding I never exercise.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
 
Nabilah1994
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Suggest Revision: If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash; Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
 
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Face book is a killer application these days and is becoming popular day by day. Almost every person has an account of face book these days. Every user’s face book account has a wall where he can share what’s on his mind and any of his thoughts and ideas. When it comes to a face book status, you can simply come up with anything entirely. It is your space and you can use it to full liberty. When it comes to a face book status, people always try to come up with some intelligent punches and thoughts which directly hit the nail on the head and arouse interest in the minds of others who come across it. A clever face book status is witty and accurate and awakens interest in the minds of those who read it. The end goal of every person is to win maximum “likes” or acclamations for the status. According to Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.”
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