Clever Facebook Status Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Nabilah1994
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Suggest Revision: If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
 
woopj
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Suggest Revision: I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
 
Kevin.S
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Suggest Revision: Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
 
SylindaBenson
 Mickey Anderson quotes  | added by: SylindaBenson
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Suggest Revision: Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
 
Taramuah
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Suggest Revision: I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
 
thepinkarmy
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Suggest Revision: RIP to all the hoes dying for attention!
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
 
Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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Suggest Revision: Sex is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
 
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