Comedy Quotes & Sayings

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 Dylan Moran quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything When is a house a house? Just chill-out will you? If Im out of the house am I chilling-out? Am I chilling-in if Im in the house? Ugg, ahhh. [Sword stabbing & dying mime]. What is a sword? Is it made of folded metal?' [Wobbly knees]. 'If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?
 
 Johnny Carson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say
 
 Don Williams Jr quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!
 
 Bill Watterson quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.
 
 Mitch Hedberg quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.'
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. Thats Renaissance, FRENCH for re-birth. Re-nais-sance. And thats why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of FrItaly.
 
 Bill Hicks quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not joking just do it. I'm just sowing seeds, one day they may take root.
 
 Richard Eder quotes 
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Suggest Revision: This sentimental comedy by the Soviet playwright Aleksei Arbuzov is said to have had a great success in its own country. So do fringed lamp shades.
 
 Samuel Goldwyn quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
 
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A pinch of comedy is essential in our daily life to get rid of the monotonous routine. Real comedy has the power to make the most serious person laugh. Comedy is categorized into two - one that is based on language and the other that needs no language. The second category is universal and can be enjoyed by people of all languages, countries or continents. A life without comedy is unimaginable because humans are the only beings capable of laughing. This is the biggest gift and asset offered by the Almighty and it is left to humans to make the best out of it. Ironically, those who have a good sense of humor have faced more troubles and hardships in life than others. A comedian’s life is invariably filled with tragedies as in the case of Charlie Chaplin where he suffered a lot in his childhood. So, we see that to enjoy or make comedy, your life need not be joyful but you can make others happy and enjoy the comedy. Quotes on comedy are aplenty and send them to your friends to have a lighter moment.
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