Drunk Quotes & Sayings

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cheyanne3383
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Suggest Revision: Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
 
IM_J@M3$_BAB_BOO
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Suggest Revision: No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
 
sarasantiago7
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Suggest Revision: Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
 
robert_7331
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Suggest Revision: The awful feeling waking up the next day after a night of drinking and having to read those texts you sent during the night.
 
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Suggest Revision: Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.
 
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Suggest Revision: Honk if you love Jesus. Drink while driving if you want to meet him.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
 
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Suggest Revision: The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.
 
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Suggest Revision: A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
 
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