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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Suggest Revision: A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
 
seandixon
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
 
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
 
cheyanne3383
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Suggest Revision: Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
 
nypd96
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Suggest Revision: Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
 
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Suggest Revision: Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
 
sarasantiago7
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Suggest Revision: Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
 
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
 
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