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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.

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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.

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When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes .

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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.

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The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body.

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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.

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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.

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May your daily meltdown be less public, drug-addled, and cartoonishly insane than Amanda Bynes's.

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I hope the NSA is concerned about how often my mother calls me.

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If I had to be any Kardashian sister, I would choose Bruce Jenner.

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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.