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Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
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Suggest Revision: Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
 
Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
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Suggest Revision: Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.
 
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Suggest Revision: That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
 
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Suggest Revision: Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones.
 
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
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Suggest Revision: My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.
 
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Suggest Revision: I probably could stand a chance on American Idol if I could bring my shower on stage.
 
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Suggest Revision: Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
 
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Suggest Revision: Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
 
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