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Beckie-Arianne
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Suggest Revision: Life's like your Ex-boyfriend it has it's up it has it's down but in the end you still finish it.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.
 
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Suggest Revision: My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
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Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
Juan913
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Suggest Revision: Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages for them.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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Suggest Revision: If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today?
 
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