Facebook Quotes & Sayings

Subtopics. Find Facebook quotes about:
Total: 1725 Quotes
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Time quotes   Being Annoyed quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
Juan913
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Juan913
 Religious quotes   Thought quotes 
Suggest Revision: Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages for them.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Virginity quotes 
Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Facebook Status quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Information quotes   Sharing quotes   Thought quotes 
Suggest Revision: If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today?
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Mohd_Aariff_Khan
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Facebook Status quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Irony quotes   Friends quotes 
Suggest Revision: I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Facebook Status quotes   Technology quotes   Humor quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!
 
CHARMINGjosh
 Azgraybebly Joslan quotes  | added by: CHARMINGjosh
 Facebook Status quotes   Texting quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: I hate when people dont watch where Im going when Im walking and texting.
 
Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!
Sponsored
Remove Ads
Become a Member!
  • Gain access to thousands of new quotes only available to registered users.
  • Browse the site a lot faster with fewer advertisements.
  • Collect your favorite quotes to access and share at any time.
  • 100% Free! We will never charge you anything and our content is completely user driven!
    • Sponsored
    Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
    Copyright © 2013 Searchquotes.com and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Developed by Searchquotes.com.