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I wish the dollar store would sell gas.
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Suggest Revision: I wish the dollar store would sell gas.
 
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Suggest Revision: I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
 
I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'
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Suggest Revision: I love pandas, they're so chill. They are all like 'Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian...'
 
There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'
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Suggest Revision: There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I love yoga pants. Not only are they comfortable, but they make my butt look great.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
 
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Suggest Revision: There is no angry way to say 'bubbles.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear hoodies, thank you for always being there for me. Sincerely, I'm sexy and I know it, I'm just way too tired to show it.
 
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Suggest Revision: When there's a car in the middle of the mall, and you're just like...'How the f*ck did they get that in here?'
 
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