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Suggest Revision: Online dating is now like eating at Denny's thanks to photoshop, in person your order looks nothing like the photo on the menu.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself.
 
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Suggest Revision: Laughter is always the best medicine... unless you have diarrhea.
 
If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
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Suggest Revision: If your girlfriend gets jealous it's because she's faithful. If another girl has your attention and she doesn't get jealous, it's because someone has hers.
 
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Suggest Revision: Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game.
 
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
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Suggest Revision: Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wont block you or delete you. Im keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I am without you.
 
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
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Suggest Revision: Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
 
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
 
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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.
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