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DopeySwaggz
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Suggest Revision: Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
 
itzBiancababy
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Suggest Revision: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.
 
DelaneyJo
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Suggest Revision: Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo.
 
DopeySwaggz
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Suggest Revision: Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
 
Shavez
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you can do something alone, but you can't in front of people!
 
Zaira_Swan
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Suggest Revision: Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on.
 
Zaira_Swan
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Suggest Revision: My mom likes playing this game called 'yell from four rooms away and get upset when I cant hear her'.
 
Bryan27
 Bryan Burden quotes  | added by: Bryan27
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Suggest Revision: Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame ass dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
 
motorboatin
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Suggest Revision: keep calm and pass the weed on.
 
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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.
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