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Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.	508 up, 130 down

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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.

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If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.

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It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.

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Friends are like condoms. They are always there to protect you when things get hard.	590 up, 151 down

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My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons.

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Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

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Texting me with a signature, just got you added to the block list. Have a nice day.

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Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood...

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That awesome moment when you drop your iPod and but your headphone cords save its life.

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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.

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