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Suggest Revision: Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
  
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Suggest Revision: Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together.
  
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Suggest Revision: Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
  
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Suggest Revision: I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
  
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Suggest Revision: How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
  
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Suggest Revision: Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
  
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Suggest Revision: When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
  
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Suggest Revision: I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
  
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Suggest Revision: You have at least two addresses memorized; Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
  
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
  
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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