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Suggest Revision: Please accept my friend request because based on your name, city, and photo, I'm certain we're soul mates
 
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Suggest Revision: I want to strip you like an undeserved Tour de France title.
 
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Suggest Revision: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's just skip the fight and go right to the make-up sex.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd temporarily deactivate my dating site profile for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would delete almost all of my porn for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hope you are as ready to confuse our sexual chemistry for love as I am.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
 
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Suggest Revision: We stick together like the papers in a porn magazine.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
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