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Suggest Revision: Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday makes me angrier than Chris Brown is every moment of every day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts.
 
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Suggest Revision: The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Having Monday off is a great opportunity to hate Tuesday.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
Almost any subject is open to injecting humor and we have funny quotes and sayings on many topics. Browse our listing to find funny quotes about life, women & friendship, funny quotes from movies, famous funny quotes and much more. If it can be laughed at, you will find a quote on it in our extensive list of funny quotes. Enjoy them when you need a laugh or pass them along to friends to brighten their day.
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