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Suggest Revision: The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.
 
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Suggest Revision: I wish Monday was as fast as Usain Bolt.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
 
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Suggest Revision: Seeing you on Tuesday is always a welcome relief that you didn't give in to your suicidal thoughts on Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
 
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Suggest Revision: Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm having the worst Monday since last Monday.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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