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Suggest Revision: A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
 
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Suggest Revision: Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
 
Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
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Suggest Revision: Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
 
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Suggest Revision: A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
 
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Suggest Revision: Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that trees do everything to git attention we do, except walk?
 
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Suggest Revision: You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it.
 
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Suggest Revision: If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
 
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like
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Suggest Revision: It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like
 
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Suggest Revision: One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
Almost any subject is open to injecting humor and we have funny quotes and sayings on many topics. Browse our listing to find funny quotes about life, women & friendship, funny quotes from movies, famous funny quotes and much more. If it can be laughed at, you will find a quote on it in our extensive list of funny quotes. Enjoy them when you need a laugh or pass them along to friends to brighten their day.
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