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Suggest Revision: Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
 
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Suggest Revision: My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions
 
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Suggest Revision: Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.
 
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Suggest Revision: Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
 
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Suggest Revision: The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
 
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Suggest Revision: I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
 
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Suggest Revision: We are only young once. That is all society can stand.
 
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Suggest Revision: My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
Almost any subject is open to injecting humor and we have funny quotes and sayings on many topics. Browse our listing to find funny quotes about life, women & friendship, funny quotes from movies, famous funny quotes and much more. If it can be laughed at, you will find a quote on it in our extensive list of funny quotes. Enjoy them when you need a laugh or pass them along to friends to brighten their day.
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