Funny Quotes & Sayings

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 Ernest Hemingway quotes 
 Drinking quotes   Bragging quotes 
Suggest Revision: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
 
 George Washington Carver quotes 
 Destiny quotes   God quotes 
Suggest Revision: When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
 
 George Carlin quotes 
 Drugs quotes   Controversy quotes 
Suggest Revision: Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
 
 Charles De Montesquieu quotes 
 Democracy quotes   Example quotes 
Suggest Revision: The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep.
 
 Robert Byrne quotes 
 Democracy quotes   Politics quotes 
Suggest Revision: Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
 
 Patrick Leahy quotes 
 Democracy quotes 
Suggest Revision: You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions
 
 Alphonso X The Wise quotes 
 Advice quotes   Universe quotes 
Suggest Revision: Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
 
 Clarence Darrow quotes 
 Belief quotes 
Suggest Revision: When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
 
 Woody Allen quotes 
 Achievement quotes   Immortality quotes 
Suggest Revision: I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
 
 Oscar Wilde quotes 
 Opinions quotes   Insanity quotes 
Suggest Revision: In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
Almost any subject is open to injecting humor and we have funny quotes and sayings on many topics. Browse our listing to find funny quotes about life, women & friendship, funny quotes from movies, famous funny quotes and much more. If it can be laughed at, you will find a quote on it in our extensive list of funny quotes. Enjoy them when you need a laugh or pass them along to friends to brighten their day.
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