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Suggest Revision: Middle age is Janus-faced. As we look back on our accomplishments and our failures to achieve the things we wanted, we look ahead to the time we have left to us. Our children are gaining life, and our parents are losing it.
 
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Suggest Revision: For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a struggle, old age a regret.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had no young friends. I wish I could go back to those days. If I could only live it all again, how I would play and enjoy other girls. What a fool I was.
 
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Suggest Revision: (Twain on Cain): it was his misfortune to live in a dark age that knew not the beneficent Insanity Plea.
 
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Suggest Revision: Youth troubles over eternity, age grasps at a day and is satisfied to have even the day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Where children are, there is the golden age.
 
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Suggest Revision: Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
 
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Suggest Revision: In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show.
 
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Suggest Revision: The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
 
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Suggest Revision: A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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