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 Evelyn Waugh quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography.
 
 Tina Turner quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I will never give in to old age until I become old.
 
 Muriel Spark quotes 
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Suggest Revision: When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.
 
 Robert Benchley quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
 
 Charles Sumner quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.
 
 Havelock Ellis quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The sanitary and mechanical age we are now entering makes up for the mercy it grants to our sense of smell by the ferocity with which it assails our sense of hearing.
 
 John Banister Tabb quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew of night the passing hour, And prophesied the morn; To man of every age and clime, The oldest chronicler of time.
 
 Liv Tyler quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The age I'm at now, you go from being a young girl to suddenly you blossom into a woman. You ripen, you know? And then you start to rot.
 
 Bonnie Raitt quotes 
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Suggest Revision: I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and real fans stay together for a long, long time.
 
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Suggest Revision: Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
Almost any subject is open to injecting humor and we have funny quotes and sayings on many topics. Browse our listing to find funny quotes about life, women & friendship, funny quotes from movies, famous funny quotes and much more. If it can be laughed at, you will find a quote on it in our extensive list of funny quotes. Enjoy them when you need a laugh or pass them along to friends to brighten their day.
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