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Suggest Revision: A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
 
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Suggest Revision: After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
 
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Suggest Revision: All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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