Funny Quotes & Sayings

Subtopics. Find Funny quotes about:
Total: 5919 Quotes
 Marlon Wayans quotes 
 Life quotes   A New Day quotes 
Suggest Revision: Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
 
Juan913
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Juan913
 Mind Your Own Business quotes   Difficulty quotes   Witty quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Humor quotes   Nosey People quotes 
Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
Raygunnn
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Raygunnn
 Sarcasm quotes   Stupidity quotes   Defense quotes   Humor quotes   Witty quotes 
Suggest Revision: Sarcasm is a bodies natural defense against stupid.
 
smileBEAUTIFUL:)
 Unknown quotes  | added by: smileBEAUTIFUL:)
 Mathematics quotes   Humor quotes   Problem Solving quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dear math, grow up and solve your own stupid problems I'm sick and tired of doing it for you!
 
BlondieB
 Unknown quotes  | added by: BlondieB
 Summertime quotes   Teenage quotes   Beach quotes   Body quotes   Insecurity quotes 
Suggest Revision: How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
 
Crackpot
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Crackpot
 Money quotes   Humor quotes   Comfort quotes   Happiness quotes   Life quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
 
MyHeartsMistake
 Unknown quotes  | added by: MyHeartsMistake
 Heartbreak quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Flirtation quotes 
Suggest Revision: Please accept my friend request because based on your name, city, and photo, I'm certain we're soul mates
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Flirtation quotes 
Suggest Revision: I want to strip you like an undeserved Tour de France title.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Flirtation quotes 
Suggest Revision: I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.
 
Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!
Quotes About Funny
Quotes about Funny
Sponsored
Remove Ads
It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
Sponsored
Funny quotes and sayings express the humor in life. If you want to spread the humor, or just enjoy the best funny quotes from a wide range of sources, spend some time browsing our funny quotes. There are humorous quotes on many topics from lighthearted subjects to serious topics in which the humor may not be readily seen, but is there.
Almost any subject is open to injecting humor and we have funny quotes and sayings on many topics. Browse our listing to find funny quotes about life, women & friendship, funny quotes from movies, famous funny quotes and much more. If it can be laughed at, you will find a quote on it in our extensive list of funny quotes. Enjoy them when you need a laugh or pass them along to friends to brighten their day.
Many of our funny quotes and sayings fit into more than one category. Under each quote, you will find the categories where that quote is listed. For example, our best funny quotes fit into categories that include friendship, intelligence, politics, age, relationships and much more. We hope our funny quotes will brighten even your darkest days and help you find the humor in any situation.
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
Copyright © 2013 Searchquotes.com and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Developed by Searchquotes.com.