Funny Being Single Quotes & Sayings

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claudiaowens
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Suggest Revision: My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.
 
BlondieB
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Suggest Revision: People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some days I think that I would be much happier if I were single...and all the other days I know it for sure.
 
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Suggest Revision: Im too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I dont know.
 
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Suggest Revision: I believe husbands should be like kleenex soft, strong, and disposable.
 
A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
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Suggest Revision: A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and pick up in 6 months if she chooses. We are sitting on the gold mine.not them!
 
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
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Suggest Revision: Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
 
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