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Funny Body Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Body" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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If anyone ever breaks your heart, just remember they are only human and you can break their body.
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I was supposed to get a nice body for summer, but there's a small problem...I like food.
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I knew I could be funny and make people laugh. And at school I was always the class clown. We would often get into fake fights and I could really take a punch and I would hurl my body over chairs and desks, I could throw my body around for some reason and take a lot of pain.
Justin Long
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It is not her body that he wants but it is only through her body that he can take possession of another human being, so he must labor upon her body, he must enter her body, to make his claim.
Joyce Carol Oates
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Body language is essential for an actress, even if you don't use your body in an athletic way. Just to be free, to use it like your voice. A body can be small and have incredible violence. A body talks.
Anne Parillaud
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion of Soul discerned by the five Senses, the chief inlets of Soul in this age.
William Blake
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There has never been a time when you and I have not existed, nor will there be a time when we will cease to exist. As the same person inhabits the body through childhood, youth, and old age, so too at the time of death he attains another body. The wise are not deluded by these changes.
Bhagavad Gita
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The soul is that which denies the body. For example, that which refuses to run when the body trembles, to strike when the body is angry, to drink when the body is thirsty.
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I will always listen to my coaches. But first I listen to my body. If what they tell me suits my body, great. If my body doesn't feel good with what they say, then always my body comes first.
Haile Gebrselassie
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did this year.
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I can't say this enough, I'm totally comfortable with my body. I like my body, I don't think it's a bad thing, I think I have a nice body, I'm happy with it.
Cameron Diaz
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Ten years from now, I want to look back and have a body of work that I'm really proud of. And I want to have a body...like Gisele. A really amazing body.
Kristen Wiig
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You gotta be careful with your body. Your body is like a bar of soap. The more you use it, the more it wears down.
Richie Allen
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Ballet is completely unnatural to the body, just being turned-out... it's not the way your body is supposed to function, so you actually train your body to be a different structure than you were born with.
Neve Campbell
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It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
Satchel Paige
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