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JesusIsNeverDone
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Suggest Revision: The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
 
MonicaKay
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Suggest Revision: How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
 
Lexi_Rose
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Suggest Revision: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
 
chrisjr
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Suggest Revision: Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
 
Becky
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Suggest Revision: Lesson 1: Only trust people who like big butts...They can not lie.
 
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