Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

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Juan913
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 Mind Your Own Business quotes   Difficulty quotes   Witty quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Humor quotes   Nosey People quotes 
Suggest Revision: The hardest part of a business, is minding your own.
 
NaughtyNishan
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 Games quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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 Funny quotes   Cell Phone quotes 
Suggest Revision: When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it.
 
GreenMonk
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 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sex quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
 
GreenMonk
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 Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
 
GreenMonk
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 Time quotes   Being Annoyed quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Virginity quotes 
Suggest Revision: Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.
 
Mohd_Aariff_Khan
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 Facebook Status quotes   Facebook quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
 
kevin_978
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 Boredom quotes   It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: Facebook is starting to be like my fridge, I know nothing is there but I keep checking it anyway...
 
CHARMINGjosh
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 Addiction quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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