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Suggest Revision: I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
 
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Suggest Revision: How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
 
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Suggest Revision: When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.
 
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Suggest Revision: I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
 
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Suggest Revision: You have at least two addresses memorized; Your own address and P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
 
I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
 
Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
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Suggest Revision: Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money?! This number is no longer in service...
 
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Suggest Revision: If your girlfriend was a video game she would be rated E for everyone..
 
Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
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Suggest Revision: Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
 
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