Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

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shinlovesyou
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 Addiction quotes   Humor quotes   Silly quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
 
epiccredos
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 Humor quotes   Secrets quotes   Caution quotes 
Suggest Revision: Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook.
 
ted
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 Funny quotes   April Fools Day quotes   Facebook quotes 
Suggest Revision: For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
 
NaughtyNishan
 Nishan Panwar quotes  | added by: NaughtyNishan
 Patience quotes   Humor quotes   Funny quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be freaking fantastic!
 
Team_Dope_
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 Information quotes   Humor quotes   Kids quotes   Teenage quotes 
Suggest Revision: You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
 
Taramuah
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Suggest Revision: Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
 
Naz
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 Attitude quotes   Sarcasm quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Today's forecast; severe attitude warnings possible throughout the day, scattered sarcasm showers, and a strong chance of annoyance later in the day...
 
Naz
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 Humor quotes   Bitch quotes   People quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bitch button and we'll be great
 
ms.iliveuplife
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 Fake Friends quotes   Being Fake quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!
 
Senoraroy
 Senora Roy quotes  | added by: Senoraroy
 Attitude quotes   Love quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face!
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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