Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

Subtopics. Find Funny Facebook Status quotes about:

Funny Facebook Status Quotes About: Growing Up Being Tired Sleep Humor Teenage Hunger Food Humor Movies Drinking Girls Self-confidence Funny Celebrity Funny Facebook Statusinternet Being Awesome Women Attention Twitter Valentines Day Silly Jokes Shit Happens Embarrassment Swag Keeping It Real Monday Internet Annoying People Driving Travel Attitude Love Fake Friends Being Fake Bitch People Sarcasm Ex Boyfriend Failed Relationships Smile Information Kids Patience April Fools Day Facebook Secrets Caution Addiction

Sorted by: New Funny Facebook Status Quotes | Most Popular

Total: 578 Quotes


The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.	864 up, 228 down

Unknown quotes

Funny quotes Facebook quotes Clever Facebook Status quotes

favorite

Show Comments

(0)

Apparently, the answer 'I know.' is not a good answer when your friend tells you how awesome his girlfriend is in bed.

(0)


Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check Facebook ....	896 up, 67 down

(0)

One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.

(0)


Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...	918 up, 143 down

Unknown quotes

Facebook quotes Clever Facebook Status quotes

favorite

Show Comments

(0)

Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.

(0)

I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.

555 up, 117 down

Unknown quotes

Funny quotes Facebook quotes

favorite

Show Comments

(0)

I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.

257 up, 115 down

Unknown quotes

Funny quotes Facebook quotes

favorite

Show Comments

(0)

I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.

280 up, 600 down

Unknown quotes

Funny quotes Food quotes Disorder quotes

favorite

Show Comments

(0)


Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'	873 up, 103 down

Unknown quotes

Funny quotes Baby quotes Dumb quotes

favorite

Show Comments

(0)

Previous 1 ... 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 ... 58 Next

Quotes About Funny Facebook Status

Remove Ads

Tuesday, June 18

Today's most popular search phrases

Arguing With A Stupid Drunk Best Guy Friend Birthday Greeting Words For 13 Year Old Daughter Bone Thgs Cute Daughter Different People Come Into Your Life Dress Arm Man Father Daughter Short Poem Football Speeches Hindi Bbm Sta His New Girl Hope U Slept Well I Like You I See Opportunity Im A Opportunist I Want To Hold You Kiss You Squeeze You Intoxicated Its Always The One You Least Expect Jamacian Happy Birthday Lovers Jealousy Mobil Narcotics Anonymousing Needing Her Negative Love Ocd: Moosh And Twist Overlooked Pajama Rest In Peace Dog School Ending Single Life Small Town Country Soft Side Spanish Dirty Talk System Of Values Tagalog Na Kasabihan Tungkol Sa Kaibigan That Moment When He The Darkness Has Not Overcome The Light The Greater The Capacity Tolove The Weeking Time For School Unpredictable People We Fight We Have To Take Risk Wishing Someone Good Luck You Are Beautiful You Cant Play Me

Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."