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A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's vodka....vodka does that.

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In movies when ever people go under the sea I hold my breath, I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.

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Naptime at 5 years old: I DONT WANNA!!! Naptime now: Praise the Lord!

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They say I have A.D.D. but I think they're full of...oh look a kitty!

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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way.

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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.

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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.

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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."