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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Suggest Revision: If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
 
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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Suggest Revision: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
 
If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
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Suggest Revision: If couples who are in love are called 'love birds', then couples who always argue should be called 'angry birds.'
 
Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
 
'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Suggest Revision: 'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
 
Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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Suggest Revision: Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
 
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Suggest Revision: 'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
 
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Suggest Revision: This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I get introduced to someone I ask them 'Team Edward or Team Jacob?' It helps me separate the freaks & douches from the normal ones.
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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