Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

Subtopics. Find Funny Facebook Status quotes about:
Total: 567 Quotes
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Relationship quotes   Funny Workout quotes   Fitness Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: I always lock my front door before I get in the shower 'cause if a killer broke in & heard me singing I'd be HUMILIATED.
 
If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
 
 J Create quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
 
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Mafia quotes 
Suggest Revision: A bill collector called me and I told them I had $17,208,857.23 in Mafia Wars but I'm having a problem transferring the funds to my checking.
 
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Funny quotes   Dont Trust Nobody quotes 
Suggest Revision: Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
 
I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
 Unknown quotes 
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Just Because quotes 
Suggest Revision: I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
 
Sign up to unlock more quotes and new features!
Quotes About Funny Facebook Status
Quotes about Funny_Facebook_Status
Sponsored
Remove Ads
Sunday, May 19
Today's most popular search phrases
Is Evil Evil   Act Like A Lady And Think Like A Boss   Anniversary Poems To My Husband   Birthday With Pictures   Birthday To Deceased Grandmother   Boy And A Man   Broken Friendship Tagalog   Captions For Beautiful Girls Pictures   Cheating On Good Girl   Death Of A Twin Sister   Deceased Mother Remembrance   Departing Is Such Sweet Sorrow   For Husband With   French Education   Getting Your Hopes Crushed   Great Day Ahead   He Aint No G   High School   Hilarious Good Night   Homesick   I Hate Niggas   If You Believe You Will Achieve 2pac   If You Ca   If You Cannot Measure You Cannot Manage   James Gosling   Jew Status   Joseph Mengeley   Keep Trying   Kim Kardashian   Life Colourless Without U   Love Kissing Huging Husband   Loving Somebo   On Water In Hindi   One In A Million   One Line Brother   Para Sa Nagseselos   Pretending To Love You But Only If They Benefit   Romantic Era   Small Token Of Appreciation   Sneaky   Sunday Morning   Troubled Marriage   Using Social   Wishing You Happiness And Good Health   You Only Live Once  
Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
Sponsored
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
Copyright © 2013 Searchquotes.com and/or its licensors. All rights reserved. Use of this site is subject to Terms of Service and to our Privacy Policy. Developed by Searchquotes.com.