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Suggest Revision: Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
  
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Suggest Revision: Women who complain are like yellow traffic lights. Nobody really pays attention to them.
  
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
  
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Suggest Revision: Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
  
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Suggest Revision: Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
  
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Suggest Revision: Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
  
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Suggest Revision: Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
  
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Suggest Revision: That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take.
  
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Suggest Revision: There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos.
  
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Suggest Revision: Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
  
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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