Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

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nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
 
JesusIsNeverDone
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Suggest Revision: The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: You traded in your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
 
MonicaKay
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Suggest Revision: How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?
 
nishah1917
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
 
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 Being A Girl quotes   Being Annoyed quotes   It Is What It Is quotes 
Suggest Revision: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'
 
Rico
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 Games quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
 
chrisjr
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Suggest Revision: Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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