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seandixon
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sexkeeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: We should watch a movie. And by 'watch a movie' I mean we should fuck each other senseless while a movie plays in the background.
 
meko2301
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Suggest Revision: Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: Dear Dora, how in the hell did do you get that tiny shirt to fit over your big head...Sincerely, thats physically impossible!
 
dannyx
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Suggest Revision: Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whore?
 
GabbieHenderson
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Suggest Revision: I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
 
CHAD10
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Suggest Revision: Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
 
james_johnson
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Suggest Revision: Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
 
sarasantiago7
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 Take Advantage quotes   Annoying People quotes   Fake People quotes   Funny Facebook Status quotes 
Suggest Revision: It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage.
 
kyra.chelsea
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Suggest Revision: If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on facebook!
 
CHAD10
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 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Politics quotes 
Suggest Revision: Obama's Plan = 'Bitches get stitches.' Romney's Plan = 'Bitches get stitches assuming that bitch can afford healthcare.'
 
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Face book is a very popular social networking website, interconnecting millions across the world. Face book, originally called Face smash, is a brainchild of Mark Zuckerberg. There are various applications, games and other interactive features that face book provides to all its members. Every member who has an account on face book has a homepage which is popularly called the "wall". On the wall, there is a space, where the face book user can speak his mind and use it to communicate or share his feelings with other face book users, whom he or she has listed as his friends. Funny face book status indicates any such status update which generates a lot of laughter and which people find really amazing. In the words of Sophia Bush, "I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status."
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