Funny Good Morning Quotes & Sayings

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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Suggest Revision: Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
 
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Suggest Revision: Lena's hair was sticking out in about fifteen directions, and her eyes were all small and puffy from crying. So this was what girls looked like in the morning. I had never seen one, not up close.
 
The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
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Suggest Revision: The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.
 
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Suggest Revision: There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
 
Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
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Suggest Revision: Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them.
 
You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
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Suggest Revision: You know it's going to be a long day when you yell 'Seriously?!?' at your alarm clock.
 
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
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Suggest Revision: Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.'
 
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Suggest Revision: I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
 
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Suggest Revision: The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
 
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Suggest Revision: Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
 
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Morning is the best part of the day because it clears the darkness and marks the dawn of brightness. A majority of the life on earth welcome morning with cheer and enthusiasm. Wishing a very good morning adds pleasure and hope for the day. It can be quite thought provoking, philosophical or humorous too. “Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t good morning “is one message that is fit to be sent to your friends. You can also send some funny good morning quotes like these “if you are going to do something tonight that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late”. Occasionally you may feel lazy to get up early in the morning but while seeing such funny good morning quotes it gives you a sense of excitement and a smile on your face that offers you energy to work hard all day long. So, share these quotes with others.
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