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Every morning I long to hold you, I need you, I want you, I love your warmth... your smell, your taste... Ohhh coffee I love you. Good Morning!	529 up, 137 down

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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.	2179 up, 362 down

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There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.	169 up, 62 down

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.	276 up, 81 down

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

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Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.	237 up, 57 down

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Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

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I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

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Morning is the best part of the day because it clears the darkness and marks the dawn of brightness. A majority of the life on earth welcome morning with cheer and enthusiasm. Wishing a very good morning adds pleasure and hope for the day. It can be quite thought provoking, philosophical or humorous too. “Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t good morning “is one message that is fit to be sent to your friends. You can also send some funny good morning quotes like these “if you are going to do something tonight that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late”. Occasionally you may feel lazy to get up early in the morning but while seeing such funny good morning quotes it gives you a sense of excitement and a smile on your face that offers you energy to work hard all day long. So, share these quotes with others.