Funny Good Morning Quotes & Sayings

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Suggest Revision: Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
 
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Suggest Revision: I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
 
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Suggest Revision: This delinquent is having sex with your honor student.
 
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Suggest Revision: My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
 
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Suggest Revision: It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
 
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Suggest Revision: The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say,
 
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Suggest Revision: Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.
 
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Suggest Revision: Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
 
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Suggest Revision: a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high, for the single greatest comodity known to man - promise. promise of a better day, promise of a greater hope, promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura, can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl, in her smile, in her soul, and the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be ok
 
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
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Suggest Revision: Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
 
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Morning is the best part of the day because it clears the darkness and marks the dawn of brightness. A majority of the life on earth welcome morning with cheer and enthusiasm. Wishing a very good morning adds pleasure and hope for the day. It can be quite thought provoking, philosophical or humorous too. “Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t good morning “is one message that is fit to be sent to your friends. You can also send some funny good morning quotes like these “if you are going to do something tonight that you will be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late”. Occasionally you may feel lazy to get up early in the morning but while seeing such funny good morning quotes it gives you a sense of excitement and a smile on your face that offers you energy to work hard all day long. So, share these quotes with others.
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